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Feb 2025
1h 22m

The 2025 Valentine Hotline

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
About this episode

The girlies open the Binchtopia Valentine Hotline once again to offer listeners advice for navigating the ups and down of love. Binchies around the world call in with important questions like: why do I always find myself dating older men? How do I escape a six year situationship? Why does my boyfriend only pay for things in cash? Plus, so much more! Digressions include the queen of Pakistan’s incredible press tour, whether or not we’ll be reading Joan Didion’s diary, and asking ourselves: is Kylie Kelce okay?

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This episode was produced by Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb and edited by Allison Hagan. 

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