Phone Tap: 4th Grade Roast

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 9th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners claims they’ve discovered the GOLDEN pick-up line, hear what it is in a brand new Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

We’re in the midst of the college basketball tourney and one of our listeners sent us his brother’s bracket and we’re using it against him in a brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

A newly single Coach drops into the loft, and wants to pick up exactly where he left off when he moved out. When he takes Nick, Winston and Schmidt out to a strip club, Jess and Cece get their own back by having a girls' night out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati ... Show More

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep  well again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.