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Feb 2025
1h 13m

“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUST...

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A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. 

Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. 

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