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Jan 2025
1h 10m

THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY

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A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. 

Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom.

I’m walking out of this movie. I am a gecko.

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