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Jan 2025
59m 16s

‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s P...

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!!


Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves


Your favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids! 


And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mind


If you want to submit your Agony Ab to the pod - hit the link below! 


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00:00 Introduction 

04:30 Surprise Success

08:02 Personal Preferences

11:29 Childhood Nostalgia

13:29 Car Cleanliness 

19:17 Weekly Whine Club

28:14 Subscribe!

39:05 Double Standards

45:07 Bill Please

50:31 Agony Abs


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