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Jan 2025

39m 24s

75: Jamie's CRAZY s*x toy experience

JAMPOT PRODUCTIONS

About this episode

This week on NewlyWeds, Jamie reveals a cringeworthy s*x toy experience which SHOCKS Sophie! 🍆

The couple recap some of their holiday highlights; from Sophie being a bit of a Christmas grinch, to Jamie getting wasted on New Year’s Eve. Sophie also gets addicted to Baba Ganoush and goes for a colonic!

The couple also discuss their New Year’s resolutions, PLUS, Sophie spills the tea on the time she almost got ARRESTED.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in and any dilemmas in to newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973

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Credits

Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Assistant Producer: Magda Cassidy

Exec Producer: @holly__newson

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Video Editor: Ryley Kirby

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