Jul 7

'How much to lick my placenta?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: A big old toothfairy discussion...anyone know the going rate? Kids' mementos are taking a hit and a ... Show More

1 h

Jul 3

TOTALLY EXTRA: Stoma Pockets, Pissy Toothbrushes & Clittergate

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A ... Show More

23m 33s

Jun 30

'Gobble, gobble, gobble'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are prepping for the yacht holiday and planning sex gifts and becoming more womanly and de ... Show More

48m 36s

Mar 2024

Cozzy Livs, Secrets and Shit Housemates

We are in the middle of a cost of living crisis (if you didn’t already know) and we have a little rant about it as well as sharing some horrible housemate stories AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets. Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco ... Show More

34m 31s

Feb 2025

A Brutally Honest Review Of Babygirl

On today’s episode of The Spill, it’s time to dive deep into the movie that has been consuming our thoughts, conversations, and TikTok feeds, Nicole Kidman’s new erotic drama Babygirl. From some strange on-set stories that will make you see the movie in a different way to the fas ... Show More

48m 59s

Apr 18

Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups

This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, getting to know the local wildlife. In case you missed it... An all female crew went to 'space' and the internet had a lot to say about it... Reaction here. Plus, tea-making, breakup rev ... Show More

45m 23s

Oct 2023

Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless ... Show More

1h 15m

Sep 2024

BONUS: Bog Snorkelling & Bad Tan

On today's Bonus ep: Tom's lost his mic, Vogue's realised margaritas are lethal, bog snorkelling is a thing, someone's being de-bridesmaided due to tan and more of your awfully embarrassing moments. Check out Spenny's World Record challenge here! http://www.makesomenoise.com/sp ... Show More

24m 45s

May 2024

Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life

Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW! Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a chang ... Show More

1h 14m

Apr 7

We're on our SOAPBOX

Get in! We're getting on our soapboxes together! This week, I asked you to hop up on your imaginary soapboxes and shout into the void (aka our inbox) about the random things you care way too much about—and oh boy, you delivered. Expect hot takes, wholesome rants, and at least one ... Show More

1h 7m

Jul 2024

Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We ... Show More

1h 31m

Mar 2025

PK Humble Reveals The Truth About Sidemen Inside...

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-dropWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We c ... Show More

1h 22m

Feb 2025

An Ex-tra Bad Episode

While I sincerely hope you all had a wonderful and loving Valentine's Day, we are doing the exact opposite on the podcast today. Get ready to rage, giggle, and possibly tear up as we discuss the worst things your exes have ever done - and the hope that comes after you leave them! ... Show More

1h 1m

TOTALLY EXTRA: Concrete Enema, White Ele...