Today

'I dont want my doctor's j*zz in my coffee'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu’s got a brand-new Spanish horse, Anna braves her first ever ice bath, and Imo's been cheering for ... Show More

47m 1s

Aug 21

TOTALLY EXTRA: Celeb Snogs, Palazzo Pants & a Toothbrush up the Pooper

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: We ... Show More

29m 21s

Aug 18

"I've done a lot, been a lot, seen a lot, sh*gged a lot"

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Find out what sort of porn the girls are into, what our thoughts on the Bonnie Blue documentary are ... Show More

1h 16m

Mar 2024

Cozzy Livs, Secrets and Shit Housemates

We are in the middle of a cost of living crisis (if you didn’t already know) and we have a little rant about it as well as sharing some horrible housemate stories AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets. Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco ... Show More

34m 31s

Feb 2025

A Brutally Honest Review Of Babygirl

On today’s episode of The Spill, it’s time to dive deep into the movie that has been consuming our thoughts, conversations, and TikTok feeds, Nicole Kidman’s new erotic drama Babygirl. From some strange on-set stories that will make you see the movie in a different way to the fas ... Show More

48m 59s

Jun 2023

Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless ... Show More

1h 24m

Aug 3

Jamie and his mum swap EXPLICIT stories

This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined again by his lovely Mum, Penny - and this time, it gets a LOT juicier. They chat about Penny’s dating escapades, whether you should have affairs with your boss, and the answer to heartbreak - flying to another country, obviously.Penny a ... Show More

40m 32s

Apr 2025

Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups

This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, getting to know the local wildlife. In case you missed it... An all female crew went to 'space' and the internet had a lot to say about it... Reaction here. Plus, tea-making, breakup rev ... Show More

45m 23s

Oct 2023

Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless ... Show More

1h 15m

Sep 2024

BONUS: Bog Snorkelling & Bad Tan

On today's Bonus ep: Tom's lost his mic, Vogue's realised margaritas are lethal, bog snorkelling is a thing, someone's being de-bridesmaided due to tan and more of your awfully embarrassing moments. Check out Spenny's World Record challenge here! http://www.makesomenoise.com/sp ... Show More

24m 45s

May 2024

Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life

Buy Useless Clothing at www.theuselesshotline.com NOW! Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a chang ... Show More

1h 14m

Apr 2025

We're on our SOAPBOX

Get in! We're getting on our soapboxes together! This week, I asked you to hop up on your imaginary soapboxes and shout into the void (aka our inbox) about the random things you care way too much about—and oh boy, you delivered. Expect hot takes, wholesome rants, and at least one ... Show More

1h 7m

Apr 2023

Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless ... Show More

1 h

TOTALLY EXTRA: Concrete Enema, White Ele...