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Jan 2025
1h 10m

“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”

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A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned. 

Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell, a caller wonders if they broke someone’s heart, and a Brit explains why she’s nervous to visit America. 

We are waiting. I am a gecko. 

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