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Apr 2024
1h 33m

160: Milk's Already Spilt..

Morgan Absher
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WE'RE ON TOUR & CHRIS IS JOINING!!! : https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour Link for Google Form if you're attending one of our shows:https://forms.gle/A9WkQAci26LhMZjs5 Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! They say don't cry over spilt milk, so how exactly do you move on? From not wearing a dress someone made you on your wedding day t ... Show More
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