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Jan 2025
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"You wouldn't last one day as a woman."

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They're back for the New Year! All you need to do is look past the fact that they may, or may not have recorded this episode before Christmas.... There's still some very important stuff to get through though... What did they promise in their New Years resolutions LAST YEAR and did they stick to them? Plus... The incredibly introspective and meta... Never Have I Ever Quiz!!!!

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