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Dec 2024
1h 16m

SCP-8000: “Seal of Approval”

Bloody FM
About this episode

SCP-8000 is a gigantic, serpentine entity resembling a "harbor seal." The entity resides within Site-322.The exact length of SCP-8000 is unknown as its majestic tail has never been located; however, estimates suggest it is about a furlong.

Content Warnings:  Mentions of cannabilism, childhood trauma, and human extinction 

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Cast & Crew 

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-8000  was written by PlaguePJP

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Narrator - Daisy McNamara

Lague - Tal Minear

SCP-8000 - Rhys Lawton

Cimmerian - Jesse Hall

Coix - Nate DuFort

House - Karim Kronfli

SCP-5595 - Vic Collins

Lague’s Mother - Shelby Novak

SCP-01-SEEK - Katrina Pecina

SCP-04-SEEK - Brandon Nguyen

SCP-13-SEEK - Scott Paladin

SCP-22-SEEK - Melissa Lusk

Blank - Anver Mahmud

Chief Engineer Hartwell - Janine Bower

Asheworth - Marquiz Moore

Thereven - Rhys Tirado

O5-7 - B. Narr

O5-2 - Elissa Park

O5-1 Kale Brown

Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Video produced by Dakota Miller

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger

Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechy

Composer - Dana Creaseman

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producers - Tom Owen 

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