It’s the most wonderful time of the year; Wells is growing old and dying in LA with his tennis elbow, and Brand-eye is being attacked by birds in Australia! Your two hosts may be across the world from one another, but that just means they have plenty to catch up on. For example, WTF is happening here with the drones? And why don’t more people own a helicopte ... Show More
Yesterday
All Aboard the Hot Mess Express
This week, Brandi ain't got time for hair washing while Wells is a newly minted train guy, and somehow ex–NFL QBs are getting stabby with delivery drivers. Was the food that late??? Only the courts will know for sure. From there, it’s a full ride: Wells waxes poetic about scenic ... Show More
36m 40s
Oct 1
Busted Backs & Booze Breaks... Bastions of Health!
Is Wells joining the Air Force, or is TikTok just teaching him how to steal an F-16 for funsies? Meanwhile, Brandi’s back is busted (horse girl probs), but she’s powering through with her new healthy habits: ozone therapy, NAD drips, and red light. Wells, fresh off celebrating an ... Show More
43m 37s
Sep 24
When the Rapture Cleans Your FYP
This week, Wells is ready to declare war on the internet—or at least the dumbest corners of it. Flat-earthers, alien whisperers, and fu-manchu mustaches: you’re all in the firing line. But here’s the serious question—if the rapture did happen, would it take the dumdum 2% and clea ... Show More
44m 37s
Feb 2025
Freaky Friday: Episode 150
My Dog Found a Dead Body; Getting Away Twice; Precognitive Phenomena? And the Work Conference from Hell; Tales from the Night Shift; Knock, Knock, Knock; and The Time my Dog Caught a Fugitive. Get your fan code today, and grab your tickets starting Feb. 7 to join us for CrimeWave ... Show More
1h 15m
Sep 11
Does SPINAL TAP II turn it up to 11? + the rockin’ Warren Ellis
Vanguardistas have more fun—so if you don’t already subscribe to the podcast, join the Vanguard today via Apple Podcasts or extratakes.com for non-fruit-related devices. In return you’ll get a whole extra Take 2 alongside Take 1 every week, with bonus reviews, more viewing recomm ... Show More
1h 15m