For their first-ever episode, Marc MacNamara and John Hill are diving into PLAY: Live NYC, their thoughts on the just-announced Real Housewives of Dubai, which Sexiest Men Alive they’d rim, if James Corden should join the Wicked cast, Kieran Culkin's ass, and that one time Marc and John went on a date. The hosts are then joined by guests Margaret Josephs (The Real Housewives of New Jersey) and Bruce Beckham (The Slutty Professor) for an unpredictable conversation on Grindr, Joe Gorga’s impressive manhood, schmear, unsolicited hole pics, possible sex tapes, how to take proper nudes, unruly nose hair, hosting vs. traveling, and how Margaret’s husband maps out their sex life. After a game of Food Porn with Margaret and Bruce, the hosts list off their biggest on-set blunders and John reveals maybe a little too much about his time filming the Aubrey O'Day reality show All About Aubrey. To close out the jam-packed show, Marc and John open up the lines and take a call from someone who either sounds a lot like Erika Jayne (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) or Amy Phillips (Cook It, Spill It, Throw It: The Not-So-Real Housewives Parody Cookbook).