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Nov 2024
2h 20m

Ep571 - Dear Dance Mom

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Dance Moms was a reality TV show on Lifetime up until 2019. There were a few moms on that show who really miss being in the spotlight so they decided to start a podcast. Of course, their annoying daughters are too old to exploit so they had to find a different angle. They’re giving advice!

Pat Oates joins the show to help us figure out why the one black woman has to use a green screen to fit in. The Hawk Tuah girl finally reveals her boyfriend and it’s awkward AF. Theo Von and Matt McCuster agree with me about taking dumps at home. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to tell us about the downfall of YouTube sensation GlitterForever17. Opie is still doing FU Fridays and has some choice words for Jim Norton. Stuttering John had his electric turned off multiple times and it’s everyone’s fault but his. We wrap up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the latest internet news, and your voicemails.

Pat Oates’ channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PatOatesShow 

Lucy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley

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