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Oct 2024
51m 20s

“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS”

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About this episode

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. 

Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace.

It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko.

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