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Sep 2024
58m 15s

“I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE”

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A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake. Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer. I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko. 
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