A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.
Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer.
I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko.
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