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Sep 2024
22m 16s

Members Only #225 - The Assassin's Creed

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com

First: Our remote recording software uses AI to create text “soundbites” from every episode episode. They are best ignored. But this week, it came up with this: "Music is crazy."

"This is about Indians."

"I want to be black."

"You must have a white wife."

Yes, all of those important issues are discussed. But the conversation is mostly about the latest faile…

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