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Sep 2024
43m 11s

58: Jamie’s Mum shares SHOCKING stories ...

JAMPOT PRODUCTIONS
About this episode

It’s a family takeover this week as Jamie’s mum, Penny Baines, makes her podcast RETURN! Plus, Jamie rings up his grandma, who may be the poshest person we have ever heard, and we are OBSESSED!


Penny brings some much-needed advice for Jamie’s renovation panic, shares a crazy story about a burglary she experienced, and insists their new house needs a Japanese toilet! She even joins Sophie’s Dictionary Corner, leaving Jamie squirming in his seat.


ALSO, the Newlyweds travel chaos continues for Jamie and Sophie as they find themselves stranded in Edinburgh, Sophie’s worst nightmare comes true, and of we hear their stunning west end voices!


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in and any dilemmas in to newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @newlywedspodcast or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973


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Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Assistant Producer: @gurlinaheer_

Exec Producer: @holly__newson

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Video Editor: Ryley Kirby

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