Jul 7

'How much to lick my placenta?'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: A big old toothfairy discussion...anyone know the going rate? Kids' mementos are taking a hit and a ... Show More

1 h

Jul 3

TOTALLY EXTRA: Stoma Pockets, Pissy Toothbrushes & Clittergate

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A ... Show More

23m 33s

Jun 30

'Gobble, gobble, gobble'

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are prepping for the yacht holiday and planning sex gifts and becoming more womanly and de ... Show More

48m 36s

Sep 2024

BONUS: Bog Snorkelling & Bad Tan

On today's Bonus ep: Tom's lost his mic, Vogue's realised margaritas are lethal, bog snorkelling is a thing, someone's being de-bridesmaided due to tan and more of your awfully embarrassing moments. Check out Spenny's World Record challenge here! http://www.makesomenoise.com/sp ... Show More

24m 45s

Feb 2025

An Ex-tra Bad Episode

While I sincerely hope you all had a wonderful and loving Valentine's Day, we are doing the exact opposite on the podcast today. Get ready to rage, giggle, and possibly tear up as we discuss the worst things your exes have ever done - and the hope that comes after you leave them! ... Show More

1h 1m

Mar 2024

Cozzy Livs, Secrets and Shit Housemates

We are in the middle of a cost of living crisis (if you didn’t already know) and we have a little rant about it as well as sharing some horrible housemate stories AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets. Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco ... Show More

34m 31s

Feb 2025

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."

Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that goes. Plus, eye bags, a negroni and some melatonin. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.c ... Show More

22m 25s

Mar 2025

PK Humble Reveals The Truth About Sidemen Inside...

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-dropWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We c ... Show More

1h 22m

Apr 5

Snow White Has Always Been Toxic | Good For You - Episode 283

Whitney talks Snow White backlash, purity police in panic mode, and why 23andMe is officially out of spit… Tickets for The Big Baby Tour https://www.whitneycummings.com Thank you to our sponsors! Quince https://www.quince.com/whitney Free shipping and 365-day returns on luxury es ... Show More

59m 31s

Oct 2023

Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless ... Show More

1h 15m

Jul 2024

Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower

Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We ... Show More

1h 31m

Apr 13

Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show With Violet Ryan

Vote for Max here!!: https://airtable.com/app5ry9IFXby0yius/pagKRC3rthnxdhQDG/form Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to s ... Show More

1h 46m

Jun 18

MTGM EXTRA! "No pants... No nothing."

The phrase of the week this week is "making chicken soup out of chicken s***." Joanne will explain. Meanwhile, Vogue is having a Google of people's apparent net worths... Is there any truth there?Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d lik ... Show More

23m 23s

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lanyards, Big Hairy Balls...