Hiiii besties,
Alrighty! We’re vibing out in the vault today because we announce the stan name that you all voted for - we’re prettttyyy damn excited about it. Alas though, we’re dealt with a rather fascinating secret, one that involves a sexless marriage. And then, Louis Hanson has something a little extravagant up his sleeve. PRANK TOKEN ALERT.
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sooo, my fiancé told the wedding group chat I cheated
Omgggg helllo! Today, we welcome our gorgeous bestie, Louis Hanson, back into the vault. He’s about to kick off his one-man international tour: Good Boy, and we’re so pumped, you can buy tickets to all of his shows right here!!! It's a cwazy episode today, we hear about two weddi ... Show More
45m 28s
Mar 30
The Confessional: A farmer broke my heart... on a reality TV show
Hello! Today, Annabelle speaks to Eliza, someone who’s been within the walls of reality TV herself. In fact, she came runner-up on Farmer Wants A Wife just last year. Big thanks to Target for making this episode possible. Target is THE destination for affordable, on-trend autumn ... Show More
36m 10s
Mar 26
I did a thing (catfished my ex)
Hi hunnies Today, we get into all of the cwaaaazy ways you’ve kept tabs on your ex. One Shooshie has taken it as far as keeping in contact through a fake online identity. And, we have a very educational TikTok to explain to you all, where do you sit on Declan Mcollin’s “ex-axis”? ... Show More
38m 38s
Aug 2022
I’M A CANNIBAL - Revealing Your Secrets THE PODCAST! Ep. 10
Tractor porn is a thing, husbands can be iPad kids too, and incest is still incest no matter how aggressively you pray about it. We’re learning so much today y’all! Plus, Alyx talks to a CANNIBAL…and honestly they kind of hit it off. Seems so wholesome but then I remember what we ... Show More
1h 20m
Jul 2019
Welcome To Life Uncut
Hi Beautiful people! Welcome to Life Uncut! Join us, Britt and Laura as we delve into the deep, dark, intriguing, confusing, hilarious but mostly wonderful world that is Love and reality TV. We reveal a little about our shared reality tv past, how we got there, how we met and som ... Show More
1 h
Feb 2025
159: Sadism, Sex Potions, & Deer Musk?? History’s Most Disturbing Aphrodisiacs
Hi friends, happy Wednesday!Since ancient times, people have sought out aphrodisiacs—those mysterious foods, herbs, and even animal parts thought to ignite desire, spark passion, and awaken romance. But do these so-called love enhancers really work? Are they based on science or j ... Show More
45m 47s
Jan 2023
9x23: The Island and All of Its Disappointments - Let's Not Meet
Stories in this episode: - The Island and All of Its Disappointments, by Ezra (0:50) - Predator in Medical School, by Anonymous (12:06)- The HUGE Stick, by koalaXbear (20:02) - Trust Your Gut, by Pang (32:30)- Hunted in the Creepy Woods of the PNW, by Ron (40:29)Extended Patreon ... Show More
50m 47s
Dec 2022
9x18: Hidden Gems - Let's Not Meet
In this week's giant-sized episode, we're treated to a collection of fan-favorite hidden gems from the first 6 seasons of the podcast. Stories in this episode: - The Shack on Kessington, by Tyler Brown (2:05) - Disturbed Man at University, by Dark Light (9:30) - Grey Cloud Island ... Show More
2h 9m