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Aug 2024
37m 24s

I’ll never have sex again

SHAMELESS MEDIA
About this episode

Hiiii besties, 


Alrighty! We’re vibing out in the vault today because we announce the stan name that you all voted for - we’re prettttyyy damn excited about it. Alas though, we’re dealt with a rather fascinating secret, one that involves a sexless marriage. And then, Louis Hanson has something a little extravagant up his sleeve. PRANK TOKEN ALERT.


Big thanks to VUSH and their newest toy, the Empress Tidal, for making this episode possible. Whether you’re dipping your toes in the shallows or diving into the deep end, we know you’ll be thanking VUSH - and yourself - later.


Got a secret to spill? Easy peasy! Head to everybodyhasasecret.com.au and submit it anonymously. This show is only as good as the secrets that are submitted, so keep ‘em coming!


Your hosts of ‘everybody has a secret’ are Annabelle Lee (@annabe11e1ee) and Louis Hanson (@louishanson).


This episode was produced by Ruby Hall and executive produced by Lucy Hunt.


Catch us on socials! @everybodyhasasecretpod on Instagram and @everybodyhasasecret on TikTok.

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We love ya guts for listening! See you next time.

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