In this rant: Ty’s mullet era is back, skating with RuPaul, ADT security shit show, airport nightmares, a bus ride from hell to the Rams game, the 4.7 magnitude earthquake, Jennifer Aniston dating rumor you won’t believe, Tezza on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, Katy Perry ‘Lifetimes’, Ibiza pronunciation, Diet Pepsi, breakdancing at the Olympics, and the Brooke Schofield cancellation.