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Aug 2024
54m 27s

“LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE”

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A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices. Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives questionable advice from a doctor after ripping his penis. I forgot why I’m here. I am a gecko. 
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