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Aug 2024
56m 32s

“THINGS ARE CRAZY BUT ALSO CHILL”

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A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy. Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia. Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko. 
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