Would John perform standup if it avoided inconveniencing someone? Which historical figure should be swapped with a dinosaur? Why is everyone so mad about Pluto? How do you solve a problem like Maria? Hank and John Green have answers in this live show.
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Mar 2025
MO GILLIGAN: WHY WE FEEL SO LOST IN OUR 20s
<p>Mo Gilligan is a very funny man - he’s one of the biggest comedians in the UK, he’s hosted the BRITs, numerous TV shows and is currently on a world tour. He’s hugely successful, but what happens when you achieve all your dreams? Do you feel fulfilled? Or lost without that dire ... Show More
56m 33s
Mar 2025
Comic Bill Burr [Extended Version]
Burr talks with Terry Gross about processing his abusive childhood, a therapeutic mushroom trip, and why he's angry at liberals. "You can get canceled as a comedian for doing a friggin' Caitlyn Jenner joke, but this a**hole [Elon Musk] can 'Seig heil' and nothing. Where are all t ... Show More
58m 48s
Jul 2024
174: Is it That Outrageous?!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! You can have a lot of questions just from a stories title like, "Is OPs reaction that outrageous.. or is it totally justifiable?" For example, is it too much to ask for your husband to hold your hand while you give bi ... Show More
2h 1m
Sep 15
George Records The FIRST Strictly Episode & Talks Josh And Freya's Wedding!
JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave ... Show More
54m 49s
Aug 2024
177: Quirky Enough for Concern?
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! Ever had a peculiar issue where you wonder if you should actually be concerned? Well that's what this weeks stories are full of. Odd, unusual problems that have us rating them on a scale of quirky to deeply worried. C ... Show More
1h 41m
Apr 2025
Andrew Schulz - Comedy, the American Dream and Whores
Andrew Schulz is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster known for his sharp observational humour and bold takes. SPONSOR. In partnership with Manual: Go to https://manual.co/TRIGGER for 50% off. SPONSOR. Shopify! Sign up for a £1 per month trial at https://www.shopif ... Show More
1h 36m