Oct 12

S13 EP25: Josh locks himself out and has to sleep in the car...

More adventures in parenting (and life) from Rob and Josh... This week Josh locks himself out of the house and has to sleep in the car. If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: E ... Show More

50m 16s

Oct 12

⚽ El Sackio and the Man City Transfer Draft Punishment⚽

The Premier League is back (thank f*ck!) but the Man City cheating controversy rumbles on. We decide a way to punish them for their indiscretions. Elsehwere we ponder which former Manchester City manager has the hairest bottom? We check in with Spurs fan Bill off the back of a 1- ... Show More

57m 14s

Oct 8

S13 EP24: I Just Can't See It Happening

More adventures in parenting (and life) from Rob and Josh... If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: EMAIL: Hello@lockdownparenting.co.uk Follow us on instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ... Show More

48m 39s

Oct 2022

Jobbies

Don't get the wrong idea, this episode isn't JUST about poo. Honest. Emma and Ollie Proudlock tackle tricky sleep routines, baby bath panics, shout out to Team Reflux, and we meet Madame Infacol. Oh yeah, and quite a bit of poo. And we want to hear from you, our wonderful listen ... Show More

28m 23s

Nov 2022

I Gotta Get Poo This

It could be the sleep deprivation (it definitely is) but this is a slightly surreal episode. Consider the subjects covered if you will; raw baby bum cheeks, the career of Daniel Bedingfield (really), wonky joint pain induced by baby feeding and Ollie's brand-new Bonnie-tastic tat ... Show More

39m 20s

Nov 2016

Podfathers #4: Home Sweet Home

Bringing the baby home, Worst mistakes as a parent, War Stories from Podfathers listeners, installing the car seat, the breast milk apocalypse bunker, your wife will hate the dog, the pool noodle (???), daylight savings time, will you let your daughter use Snapchat? And a puke st ... Show More

1h 6m

Mar 2022

Ep 159. Free Roam

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss family traits, fart shaming, free roam pets and they play an alternative to 'would you rather'. There's some urinal compliments and an annoying expression... beg your pudding?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c ... Show More

56m 41s

Mar 2021

Don't be so Rude

In this week's episode we discuss Rude kids, Unwanted Ads, Amazon CEO, Covid Anal testing, and so much more.

44m 20s

Mar 2025

Ep 310. Spar Mob

On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to settle a potpourri dispute and Rosie shares some intel on fake ID... is there a documentary in the making? All of this plus some QFTP's which involve strange parenting choices, brus ... Show More

1h 5m

Oct 2019

58- The Daddy Hotline (2)

<p>Covering everything from ‘how to fuck your professor' to ‘moving on from a fuckbuddy', the girls are giving us a good mix of crazy and healthy in this week's episode! They are also getting a little personal this week, as they share their worst date experiences and throw some s ... Show More

58m 27s

Jul 2023

Ep 226. Whiskers

On the podcast this week The Ramsey's talk tantrums, kids performances, comic timing and pool etiquette. The beefs are packing based and QFTP's are pretty filthy but spark a fun new games! Plus a listener gets in touch about the man who drank the cat milk! Learn more about your a ... Show More

58m 42s

Feb 2024

Ep 254. Your Ma

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss life when your kids are under the weather. Rosie has an incident with a pair of Chris's pants and they both get pretty annoyed about electric scooters. They share a milestone of Robin's and Rosie talks about a recent night out, nud ... Show More

56m 34s

Feb 2024

BONUS: Skiving & The Two Rosies

On today's Bonus ep: Stupid things people have called 999 for, elaborate ways to skive off work, a family of two Rosies and an asshole - one dog, one baby and who's the asshole? Plus, will Spenny's winning streak continue in 'Faking It', kids at weddings and not wanting the MIL t ... Show More

22m 19s

S8 EP58: At the end of the day it's cont...