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Jul 2024
1h 2m

“I’M BLIND AND MISS LOOKING AT BOOBS”

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About this episode

A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. 

Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being a ginger herself.

It is time to make out with Harrison Ford. I am a gecko.

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