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Jul 2024
37m 46s

Episode 159 - Calculations

William A. Wellman
About this episode

Danielle's dreams are disturbed, Mr. Silver forms a scheme with a Saint, and Shelby plots an escape. The theme of tonight’s episode is Calculations.


(To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description).


The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘File 16: Danielle O'Hara’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, exclusive merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee the survival of this LGBTQ+ horror podcast.


The voice of The Auditor is Jimmie Yamaguchi. He can be found online at www.yamavoicethat.com


The voice of Clementine Maidstone is Libby Wellman. They can be found at @its.raining.sunlight on Instagram. 


The voice of Marolmar, Reborn and Reborn is Evan Michael Lee. You can find him on social media at @Evanmichaellee.


Hello From The Hallowoods is written and produced by William A. Wellman, a queer horror author. You can visit their website for more information! 


The transcript for this episode is available on the Hello From The Hallowoods Website. Click here to read!


You can also find Hello From The Hallowoods on social media! The show is on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at @thehallowoods. If you’d like to connect with other fans of the show, there’s even a fan-run Discord Server!


Music for this episode was used under license from Artlist.com. The soundtracks featured were: 

‘Moonrise’, by Yehezkel Raz, 
‘Morning Sunbeams’, by Yehezkel Raz,
‘Dusk’, by Rotem Cinamon,
‘Autumn Wind’, by Yehezkel Raz, 
‘Forsaken’, by Nsee, 
‘The Dream of Life’, by Semo,
‘Am I Imagining’, by Diamonds and Ice,
‘Birthday Suite’, by Morphlexis, 
‘The Queens’ Quarters’, by Alon Peretz, 
‘Surrendered’, by Out of Flux, 
‘Inevitable - Only Cello’, by Spearfisher, 
‘Edge of Possibility’, by Spearfisher, 
‘Many Years Ago’, by Idokay, 
‘Monster Within’, by Quentin Coblentz, 
‘Fall’, by Ian Post,
‘Frozen Lake - Slowed’, by Nsee, 
‘Come Back Home’, by Ardie Son,
‘Scorpio’, by Spearfisher, 
‘The End’, by Simon Osterfeld, 
‘Farewell’, by Maya Belsitzman and Matan Ephrat


Content warnings for this episode include: 

Implied abuse of a child, Ableism, Animal death (Shank as usual, cuts of meat, hunting trophies), Suicidal ideation, Violence, Kidnapping and abduction, Death + Injury, Blood, Weird Cannibalistic Urges, Mental illness, Strangulation/suffocation, Fungus Horror, Static (including sfx), Emotional Manipulation, Body horror, Consumption of Inedible Materials, Religious Violence, Monologues about religious doctrine

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