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Jul 2024
59m 59s

“MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP”

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A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found.

Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all.  

Is this safe to eat? I am a gecko.

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