A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.
Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk.
The bridge is burning. I am a gecko.
Jul 5
“I’M ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK DATING”
A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6. I call heads. Unless tails is better. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https:// ... Show More
1h 3m
Jul 1
“I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT”
A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer mail from someone who wants to delete their mother in-law. A broken clock is right twice a day, unless ... Show More
1h 5m
Jun 28
“THE MOON LANDING DID NOT HAPPEN”
In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot, a lady living out of her car, learned about why the moon landing was fake, and a lot of other fun stu ... Show More
1h 11m
Sep 2023
Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas
<p class="p1">This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper.</p> <p class="p1">Hannah has standup shows coming up in Tempe, Bensalem, Sacra ... Show More
59m 16s
Nov 2025
SHE PULLED A WHAT ON HIM MID HOOKUP?!?!
On today's Not Loveline it's all about healing, growing, maturing, and learning how to love yourself. And of course if it's crazy or not to pull a...weapon...on a guy mid hookup if he has been spreading rumors about you! Tana and Trish are ready to answer your calls and help you ... Show More
1h 16m
Oct 2025
It's Me, Tinx Live: 3 Months of Dating Bliss, Then This....
<p>Today’s show starts off with some haunted phones, but we exorcise the demons and get to our callers. A woman is dealing with the perfect man, and then a "like" on Instagram changed it all. A 59 year old divorcee calls in to give us all hope that everyone can get back out the ... Show More
50m 7s