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Jun 2024
35m 37s

Summer Loving: (Tent) Erection Disasters...

Tall or Nothing
About this episode

In this lively episode of The Therapy Crouch, hosts Abbey and Peter Crouch continue to take advantage of the gorgeous recent weather and keep the conversations outdoors!


Today we are getting you in the mood for your upcoming hot girl/boy summer and are giving some of their top tips on how to make the most of it!


From their struggles with camping and tent erections to their favourite summer tunes and holiday plans we have got you covered to turn this summer up to 11. Abbey is also embracing her fashion icon status and giving you all some style tips for how to turn heads in the coming months!


In the Agony Abs, we hear from a 20 something singleton who is struggling to get their foot on the dating ladder and the pair have some hilariously blunt advice for someone whose ‘treat them mean keep them keen’ tactics is starting to wear thin. 


Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!


00:00 - Introduction

04:42 - Sweat, Botox, and Erection Issues

09:31 - Ticket Touting 

23:03 - Lonely Hearts Club

28:55 - Treat Them Mean Keep Them Keen


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