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May 2024
31m 43s

Jessica "Honey" Alba

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About this episode

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop. 

From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica. 

Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is too many? You decide. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

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