In this episode, Brian, Kris, Will and Lucas talk about Final Fantasy minigame related trauma. We also talk about Handheld PCs, Hades 2, Pacific Drive, and a smattering of other topics. We're quite unhinged and degenerate about it. Enjoy.
TOPIC AND TIMESTAMPS
- Intro - 0:00 |
- Brian's Steam Deck - 2:45 |
- Final Fantasy Related Trauma - 5:13 |
- Steam Deck and other Handhelds - 9:46 |
- Hades 2 - 27:47 |
- Degeneracy - 39:20 |
- Shogun and Black Sails - 45:39 |
- Unicorn Overlord (and Fire Emblem) - 49:47 |
- Star Wars: Thrawn - 53:20 |
- Pacific Drive - 55:30 |
- Mods and Steam Workshop on Deck (ft. Balatro) - 59:10 |
- Conclusions - 1:05:00 |
POTENTIAL EPISODE TITLES (EACH "+" IS A HOST VOTE):
- +Steam Deck +1
- +So Many Lightning Bolts To Dodge Before You Get The Best Steam Deck
- +We Don't Use RPG Sickos In Place Of Something Else, We Use It Because You're Actual Sickos
- +I Call Myself a Sicko Because I Understand the Depravity To Which I Will Go
- +FFXIII, Not Even Once
- +I Would Simply Be Correct And Choose The Right Option
- +The Gang Discovers Their Least And Most Favourite Final Fantasy Games
- +Card Games Make A Man Do Strange Things
- +Todd Howard Has Never Made Anything That "Just Works"
- +"It Just Works" - Todd Howard, Creator of Some of The Buggiest Games Known to Man
- +It's Hard To Be This Funny, But Not Hard When You're This Talented
- +I, Too, Am Deck Ready
- +Consoles Nowadays Are Just Bad PCs
- +Reject Modern Game Console, Embrace the Handheld
- +We Could Be More Unhinged; Many of Us Are, In Fact, Too Hinged
- +The Sticks Are Stiff, But They Don't Resist
- +Supergiant Games Don't Miss
- +Hades is For Everyone, Because Everyone Can Find A Character They Find Attractive In That Game
- +Girl You Look Like You Could Crack Me In Half, Let Me Buy You A Drink
- +Nice To Meet You, Please Fucking Kill Me
- +Karlach.txt
- +My Sexuality is Karlach
- +We Are Not Worthy of Supergiant's Character Designs
- +This Isn't A Public Space, This Is A Private Show, I Run This Place, And I'm A Fucking Pervert
- +I Reserve The Right To Be Thirsty About Anyone
- +The Platformers Reserves The Right To Be Horny, In Places You Can Hear Us
- +Nobody Here Is Barking Like A Dog... Yet
- +That Is A Load-Bearing "Yet"
- +"I Do Not Want To Be Shogun", Says The Man Who Very Much Wants To Be Shogun
- +I Have The Internet, The Internet Will Provide
- +The Show Is A Little Too Horny For Kermit The Frog
- +I've Never Been More Disappointed; That's Actually Not True, I've Played Perfect Dark Zero
- +I Liked Fire Emblem Before It Was About Tubes of Colgate Toothpaste
- +The Rise, Fall, and Animeification of Fire Emblem
- +I'm Holding Off on Touching Balatro Mods, Because You'll Never See Me Again
- +Card Games? That's A Young Man's Game
- +The Cardboard Crack Is No More
- +Y'all Got Any More Of Those Booster Packs?
- +Skator Gator Is A Game You Play on Fridays, IYKYK
- +Keep Our Name In Your Mouth, But Do It Respectfully
[The Platformers Video Game Podcast is created, hosted, edited, written, & streamed by Brian Barnett on Twitch.tv/Ribnax. This episode edited by Kris Cornelisse.]