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Apr 2024
51m 1s

It Was a Kayak: John Darwin aka Canoe Ma...

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With debt mounting and no relief in sight, John Darwin figured his only option was to fake his own death. One sunken kayak and a complicit spouse later, he found himself in Panama with no clothes on. But that didn't last. Nothing ridiculous ever does. 

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