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Apr 2024
3m 22s

No Good, All Problem *TEASER*

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
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The girlies return to the mailbox to read more stories of clownery and riff on your foolishness. Digressions include why men need to STOP scaring the hoes, some piping hot tea about this season of the Bachelor, and, well, I think we all got groomed over the internet!

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