Phone Tap: Washing Machine Wackjob

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 9th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners claims they’ve discovered the GOLDEN pick-up line, hear what it is in a brand new Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room so she should be the PERFECT person to clue us in on all the juicy secrets before we “go away” for awhile…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far she can push him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actually have a very enticing financial offer instead… if only she’ll play it cool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as a customer service agent...She was up late last night and is having a hard time paying attention, but she's going to do her very best at helping this man solve his problems... Even if that means she has to get drunk.... 

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.