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Mar 2024
37m 34s

Two Pump Chump | Bad Sex Stories

MIK MADE
About this episode

Hey hotties! Hope you’re wet with excitement to hear some bad sex stories! We’re talking candy cane dicks, falling asleep mid sesh and giving birth to strawberries. Sexy.


AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets.


Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today!


Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com


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