Laser Stories (02/14/24)

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Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners went on a beach date and he gets huge props for one thing he DIDN’T DO… what was it? Find out in your Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Uncle Benny hips the gang to the bizarre story of the Kaikōura lights. Smells Like Low Tide asks about the latest news regarding the First Palomar Sky Survey Spanish Virtual Observatory. Beer Fairy reaches out with disturbing developments in the world of "AI" therapy. All this an ... Show More

Luce and Squish are back on the mic to bring you… a lot of weird stories from the news cycle this week. A dude faked his own death to “teach his family a lesson,” University students dressed up as animals to let themselves be “pet,” a woman was put in a coffin still BREATHING, an ... Show More

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 

Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. 

Updates on space exploration. A seemingly-symbolic quarrel between an eagle and a goose. Large language models try out religion and pre-crime, all as a recent graduate gets deported for his political views. In other news, light becomes solid, prompting Ben and the gang to call fo ... Show More

<p>Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with a breakdown of Max's new cult-focused documentary "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God", and then - an unexpected orgy at a Los Angeles Taco Bell, a naked man causes chaos in one of Di ... Show More