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Nov 2023
59m 57s

“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”

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A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.

Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.

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