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Nov 2023
1h 1m

“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”

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A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinne ... Show More
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