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Nov 2023
47m 11s

It’s Not A Phase Mom

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
About this episode
Well actually... you should listen to this episode. This week, Gwenna and Tori take a stroll down memory lane, reflecting on both their cherished and cursed phases that ultimately shaped their journey into parenthood. From the ear-worm enchantment of Baby Shark, to the 'The Redditor inquisitor', and the notorious 'Why?' phase, the duo explores the significan ... Show More
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