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Nov 2023
1h 4m

Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we're discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships.

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