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Oct 2023
1h 1m

Happy Halloween!!

Tall or Nothing
About this episode

Keeping in the spirit of the spookiest day of the year, Abbey and Peter have donned their best outfits and are talking all things fright night. 


Before delving into everything that gives them the heebie jeebies though, we have a recap on what could have potentially been the best week of Abbey’s life……so far. 


There is some big name dropping in this week’s podcast, with Madonna, Frankie Dettori, Mick Hucknall of Simply Rouge and Mr Micky Mouse himself all getting honourable mentions. 


It’s a laugh a minute on today’s Therapy Crouch, with Dad jokes galore, Pete’s biggest fears exposed and Abbey’s sharp scouse wit is in full swing to keep everyone in check. 


In our Agony Ab section, Abbey and Pete are on hand to give advice on toenail health and maintenance as well as what to do when your hubby starts to neglect his hair and waistlines! 


Happy Halloween from all the team at The Therapy Crouch! 


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00:00 Introduction

03:27 Madonna 

06:27 Airport Ab (Airport Anxiety)

10:00 Theater Trip

15:28 Meeting Mick Hucknall

22:33 Dad Jokes

24:25 Audience Whines

28:36 Let’s gets snoggin

29:50 Prop box

32:20 Fears and Anxieties 

35:05 Claustrophobic Crouchy

38:47 Relationship fears in the early stages of dating.

42:16 Ageing 

46:32 Agony Abs - Loud lovers

48:49 Toenail Troubles

52:39 Halitosis Heartreak

57:15 When a forehead becomes a fivehead


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