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Oct 2023
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Chapter 7: The Sorting Hat | Philosopher...

Super Carlin Brothers
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Join J and Ben as they dive into Chapter 7 of the Philosopher’s Stone and discuss the First Years’ lack of knowledge about the Sorting Hat, Dumbledore’s nonsense words, the Founders, the Hat’s song, the random students, food at the feast, ghosts, family backgrounds, Filch, Geomancy, whether or not Hogwarts used to be a dragon and Harry’s dream.  


Relevant Links: 

Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak Explained - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziLw-ftmb10 

Filch is Actually a Poltergeist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwSNkTl7dDs 

Geomantic Figures - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomantic_figures 

The TRUTH About Hogwarts Origins (yes we did end up making the theory into a video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2PzpIFMlog 


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Harry Potter Theories: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLHeqkcn5RTcbxi40YpdLla30rsxtizc7&si=SAPeUtfANZZHoK84

Dumbledore’s Big Plan: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLHeqkcn5RTfMVfRN3VwYN4trN0CXIBxI&si=sEacnvbgAtkL22Jn 

What If Harry Was in Slytherin: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLHeqkcn5RTcJm1P391rp3tl8W0_ksFwc&si=LwKyPy-69M7GgVqn 

  

Edited by :: Ethan Edghill



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