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Oct 2023
41m 5s

I Want to Be a Dad

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
About this episode
Jordan wants to be on dad duty, especially after her vitamin scare with Layton. But dad duty may not be all rainbows and butterflies like she thinks. Grab your pinapples and say a prayer as we head down this wild road!Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAMYOUTUBEJEFFJORDANThank you to our sponsor!EveryPlate - Get started with EveryPlate for just $1 ... Show More
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