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Sep 2023
43m 48s

#HAWSTL 168 - Obsessed with penises

SIMON & LORRA
About this episode

Hello gorgeous! We're back and once again we're in Hyde Park, with an hour to kill before collecting the Tiny Terrorist from school, we set-up our recording studio on a park bench, so expect lots of London ambience on this one. And, whilst it was very sunny, it was bloody windy, so we hope the Rode mic muffs worked their magic. Today we talk about...

• The weather & badly-named hurricanes.

• Biblical rain & power cuts.

• The most incredible drive home from school.

• Writing CVs & applying for jobs.

• Training the idiot dog with a clicker.

• Becoming a London w*nker with a foldy bike.

• Lorra's issues with Simon's mapping obsession.

• Getting really told-off by our daughter.

• Celeb-spotting update.

• Hanging out in Hackney, flea markets & car boots.

• Simon's yellow jacket fantasy.

• An upcoming university drop-off.

Hope you enjoy today's episode and hope the quality is manageable. If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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