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Sep 2023
1h 1m

“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”

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A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at. There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko. 
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