Jennifer and Pumps aren't holding back on todays episode. Pumps has had it with the a**holes that leave only one square of toilet paper on the roll and Jennifer has had it with the prick tease known as Hasan Piker. The girls also discuss adult-only flights, dingleberries at waxing appointments and ding-dongs that wear their Apple Watches during sex.
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Sep 8
The Couple Doth Post Too Much
It's a thin line between psychotic and romantic. Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsor: Boll & Branch: Upgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch—get ... Show More
57m 27s
Sep 3
Born Again Virgins for Trump
Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast. Thank you to our sponsor:HoneyLove: Save 20% off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/HADIT! #honeylovepod #ad Follow Us: I'v ... Show More
46m 19s
Mar 2020
My Nudes, My Rack, My Pussy and My Crack
Yes we went there: An entire episode about all the weird/gross/embarrassing/bodily-related sex topics the ladies really want to know about. We're going deep on queefing, period sex, body hair, anal concerns, vagina smells, and more. We're also sharing our listeners' most mortifyi ... Show More
1h 42m
Oct 2023
Ep 176: Oops! All Mohawks
In This Episode: We talk about a compliment gone WRONG, a girlfriend who got too many tattoos, mohawks vs mullets, a listener who lets their dog in the bathroom, and some one who cant stop themselves from laughing at their son. We also go over some unbunged tweets from some of ou ... Show More
1h 19m
May 2023
What Would You Do? with Jordana Abraham & Jared Fried
On this bonus episode of the Absolutely Not podcast- Heather sits down with Jordana and Jared, hosts of the "U Up?" podcast, to talk about why couples pranks might be the worst side of TikTok, teach Jared maybe too much about feminine hygiene, and break down everything from relat ... Show More
55m 38s