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Sep 2023
55m 45s

Conan The Destroyer (1984) Is A TERRIBLE...

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The Salty Nerds watch Conan The Destroyer (1984) and quickly realize why PG rated barbarian movies don't really work all that well. With a jailbait leading lady and a half-nekkid Arnold Schwarzenegger, this is one of the most bizarre Conan movies ever made.

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