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Aug 2023
29m 26s

FWD: The Land Whale Murders

Bloody FM
About this episode

The Land Whale Murders is an alternate history satire about birders, murders, and confectionery capers. You can find and listen to The Land Whale Murders at www.landwhalepod.com or anywhere you listen to podcasts!


A lot has changed in the lives of our heroes. Anjus Troop and Eugene Neddly become detectives of sort. Theodore Roosevelt has a new job. And Shaindel Blum is looking for her purpose. But there's some dark storm clouds on the horizon. Something sweet and deadly is afoot in New York City. But what? Well that's what we will find out! The episode transcript can be found here. See the end of the shownotes for a transcript of Tal's introduction at the top of the episode.


Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised.


The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager.


Transcript of the intro:

Hi, I'm Tal Minear, executive producer of Regarding Dracula. I'm here today to tell you about another audio drama I think you'd like. The Land Whale Murders is an Alternate History Satire about Birders, Murders, and Confectionery Capers. The show is inspired by real events and people but with the silliness and absurdity cranked up to eleven, making for a surreal and amusing audio experience. I love how funny and weird The Land Whale Murders is. You have no idea where it's going to go or who's going to show up, and it makes for a really enjoyable listen. You can find and listen to The Land Whale Murders at www.landwhalepod.com or anywhere you listen to podcasts! Keep listening to hear the first episode of season two, which starts a new arc of the show.

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