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Aug 2023
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491: ASoS Jon V

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon and Ygritte get deep (get your mind out of the gutter) and break our hearts. Summer is the best boy, but was Bran pulling the paws? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon V.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 491 
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